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Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded
Late last night at a machine learning conference in Chicago IL, a civilized argument grew into a violent riot over two software libraries. Due to inexperienced organizers scheduling lectures and round panels, the TensorFlow and Scikit-learn library development panels were not only scheduled at the same time but in adjacent lecture rooms. According to surveysContinue reading “Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded”
Tracking International Terrorism with Mycorrhizal Networks
Common Mycorrhizal Networks are being used to spread radical religious ideology. This paper shows how we tracked it and decoded the tree language.
Truth Discovered About the Utah Monolith
The random monoliths appearing everywhere aren’t actually from Aliens. They’re Poop!
Top 10 Sexiest Prime Couples of 2020
This is the definitive list of the sexiest prime number couples of 2020. A sexy prime number couple is two prime numbers that are six apart.
Financial Analysis and Incentive Structure of Perpetual Debenture at New Car Dealerships
Mustang steve uses modern car dealerships and the power of the pyramid to create infinite wealth
Novel Techniques for Hijacking Self-Driving Cars
This paper outlines methods to hijack and trap self driving cars by exploiting their safety sensors and Cheetah brain algorithm.
Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit
In this paper the full physical-mental impact of a Mac and Cheese Only Diet in space is examined in Low Earth Orbit
Limitations in Aerial SAR Imagery for Agriculture and Modern Relationships
Synthetic Aperture Radar is revolutionizing Agricultural GIS but this woman can barely catch her cheating husband in the act.
There Can be No True Scottish Speech Recognition System
A speech recognition system is designed to interface with the Scottish. The design fails because the accent appears to be mathematically non-convergent.