In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food
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The 2023 Noble Prizes: A Year in Review
A brief history of the Noble brothers and their legacy is presented, and the Noble Prize winners of 2023 are discussed.
Real-Time Naughty-Nice List Updating Procedure with Post-Modern Graph Based Morality Adjustments
In order to determine whether or not someone is Naughty or Nice, Santa Clause uses a post-modern ensemble model and Signal Detection Theory
The Total Synthesis of Monoalizeamine D
Vionado La Dinci, Francisco Gazpacho and Günther Schlonk
Direct Evidence of Nanoworld DnD Gameplay: Chemical Reactions are just RNG
Leveraging Astrology to Optimize Behavioral Studies of Laboratory Mice
Guido T. MeijerAA) Institute of Divinatory Practices, Planet Earth The fields of biology and neuroscience depends for a large part on the training mice to perform certain tasks, such as escaping a maze. This practice is tedious and time consuming, especially when no unpaid interns are available to do the work for you. As inContinue reading “Leveraging Astrology to Optimize Behavioral Studies of Laboratory Mice”
Revolutionary New Office Trend; Every Desk gets a Debugging Chair!
Office managers have determined the perfect plan for increasing efficiency in coders, installing a debugging chair or toilet at every desk!
Which Interstellar Space Probe are You?
Take this quiz to find out which interstellar space probe you are based on your personality or if you’re not a space probe!
Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster
In this paper, a inadequate CFD simulation engine is revamped to analyze my disastrous Gender Reveal party to get an insurance payout
Hypnotism-Administered Placebo Treatment for Susceptible Populations Suffering from Existential Dread
In this paper, it is proven that hypnotism is a safe and effective means of administering placebos…assuming the patient is mentally stable