In this paper, we critique her theoretical breakdancing methods and do a reality check with some hard hitting applied research
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Yield Strength Comparative Load Bearing Analysis of the Limited Time Cheez-It Webbed Crunchwrap Supreme
In this paper, the traditional and Cheez-It webbed crunchwrap Supreme go toe to toe to determine which can hold the most weight
Crystal Charging via Occultation Mask Exoplanet Imaging
By the power of exoplanets, you too can charge up your healing crystals with never before seen extra-terrestrial energy!
Playing Doom on a Molecular Computer
We report a quantum leap forward in the field of nanocomputing, with the development of a fully-operational molecular computer.
Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)
In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly
The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
In this paper, the head waitress of Mama Lou’s Seafood Shack develops a Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
Dust, Heat, and Cumin: Low Budget Synthetic Authentic Mexican Atmosphere Sepia Filter for Modern Cinema
This paper documents an authentic Mexican yellow-tint filter using basic OpenCV operations and some dialed transformation matrices
Zach Snyder to Release 94 page ‘Snyder Cut’ of his Journal paper on Actor Fitness
Zach Snyder is at it again releasing extremely long versions of things he previously made a normal length
Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans
In this research paper, a new evolutionary theory is proposed suggesting humans evolved from elephants and pigeons
Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?
In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox