Jack Lee1, Aaron Wiener2, and Titan Camera Man3
1 Miss Jone’s 2nd grade homeroom because I got moved from Mrs. Parker’s after I got caught talking too much during history class
2 Mrs. Parker’s 2nd grade homeroom because Miss Jones remembered that the principal said that me and Aaron can’t be in the same class as each other even though I got myself switched on purpose
3 This is an AWESOME big camera man with a large screen and lots of guns and rockets that fights the Skibidi toilet man army [1]! He’s in several episodes and I think he’s my favorite of the camera men. I like when he beats the Skibidi toilets, and they start dancing to that song [2]. I like that song
Abstract
My daddy is really mad at me and Aaron. He found out last Saturday that we’ve been playing catch with a baseball and some other balls near his air stream. But especially the Baseball. We were playing inside like we wanted to, because it was cold, but then my daddy said to take it outside. So we decided to throw the baseball outside. It was cold so we put on a jacket and a hat and came in sometimes to stay warm. Me and Aaron are better at throwing the ball than catching it right now and we hit the side of my daddy’s air stream a bunch. I didn’t think we were throwing it that hard but now I think we were throwing it really REALLY hard. My daddy yelled at us this last Saturday when he found a LOT of dints from our baseball on his Airstream. I didn’t think we could hurt his Airstream because it is made out of metal which is INDESTRUCTABLE! It’s like Tony Stark’s shield; except it’s actually Captain of America’s shield even though he doesn’t have it anymore because he is old. I thought he did but there was another movie. The Airstream is NOT like that shield. Aaron showed me an episode of a SUPER old show. It’s over 15 years old, it’s ANCIENT! Older than my dad. It’s called MythBusters and they have an episode where they dint a car like a golf ball, and it drives better. I think that’s what we did to my daddy’s Airstream, and we shouldn’t be grounded for making it better. We have to show that it’s better so that we don’t have to be grounded.
Keywords: My Daddy’s Airstream, Baseball dints, Air, Science, Golf Balls, Aerodynamics, MythBusters, Speeding, Playing Catch, Fans, Leaf Blowers, Air Drag, Wind Tunnel, Uncontrolled downhill test, Smoke Streams, Fire Trucks, Downhill
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