Tag Archives: Funny

“How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” out now for purchase!

It’s launch day for “How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” and here’s a sneak peak

Bark Direction and Ranging (BarkDAR): A Barko-Location Method for Neighborhood Threat Surveillance

In this paper, Champ the dog invents a new BarkDAR method that locates threats by barking while running in circles!

Causal Links of Going Cuckoo and Cocoa Puffs Consumption in Children and Birds of Prey

By experimenting on a flock of trained falcons, RFK Jr. causally links eating Cocoa Puffs and going absolutely Cuckoo

Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids

In this paper, we establish a positive correlation between heavy metal and radioactive blood to echoentanglement of non-newtonian fluids

The Metaphysical Manifestations of Missing Socks: A Longitudinal Study into Spatiotemporal Discrepancies and Intersock-ional Entanglement

By applying the quantum sock intanglement and lintropy principles this paper explains where your socks go when they go missing in the wash

The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function

In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam