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More Music Removed from Spotify Due to Misinformation about Machine Learning Spread by Joe Rogan
More trouble from the JRE! He invited tech entrepreneur Ron Halbert on to the Podcast founder of the scam code academy Silver Fingers
The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense
In this scientific research article, we designed, prototyped and tested an integrated air defense against government spy birds
What is the Plus Plus Plus Language and why Programmers and Scientists everywhere are using it!
This new revolutionary language is about to replace all other programming languages with it’s easy to understand syntax!
The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician
In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.
Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3
Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time
The Great Rabbit War of 863AD: Myth or Historical Fact?
Literary evidence paired with hard archaeological data (rusty coke cans) confirm the true site of the Great Rabbit Wars!
A Meta-Analysis of the Gender Wage Gap in Professional Wrestling
In this Study, data sets from four decades of Pro-Wrestling Data sets are analyzed to reveal that we still don’t know how to stop Sexism
Safe Optogenetics Techniques in Reducing Driving Faux Pas in Mice
Mice are taught to drive with less anti-social behavior through the use of Optogenetics (sticking a blue LED in the brain)
Geologists Debate over Trevor’s Mom’s Age
With radiocarbon, surface exposure, and Chronostratigraphy dating scientists argue whether or not Trevor’s mom is 3000 years old or 250Million