Guido T. MeijerAA) Institute of Divinatory Practices, Planet Earth The fields of biology and neuroscience depends for a large part on the training mice to perform certain tasks, such as escaping a maze. This practice is tedious and time consuming, especially when no unpaid interns are available to do the work for you. As inContinue reading “Leveraging Astrology to Optimize Behavioral Studies of Laboratory Mice”
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Revolutionary New Office Trend; Every Desk gets a Debugging Chair!
Office managers have determined the perfect plan for increasing efficiency in coders, installing a debugging chair or toilet at every desk!
Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster
In this paper, a inadequate CFD simulation engine is revamped to analyze my disastrous Gender Reveal party to get an insurance payout
War on Fungal Growth: Law Enforcement Containment Procedures of White-nose Syndrome in Bats
Using law enforcement methods, these six totally reasonable techniques can prevent White Nose Syndrome in bat populations
Hypnotism-Administered Placebo Treatment for Susceptible Populations Suffering from Existential Dread
In this paper, it is proven that hypnotism is a safe and effective means of administering placebos…assuming the patient is mentally stable
10 Adorably Microscopic Salty Creatures who turn the Northern Half of the Great Salt Lake Pink
In this paper, we present the ten adorable microscopic creatures turning the northern half of the Great Salt Lake Hot Pink!
mRCA not mRNA: Killing The Chinese Virus, Very Bad, with Tremendous Light and Disinfectant
A tremendous article, realy tremendous.
The Future of Romance: Novel Techniques for Replacing your Boyfriend with Generative AI
After months of being single, I need to replace some positive behaviors of my Ex. I don’t want to text him so Generative AI it is
A Quantitative Approach to Fostering Social Cohesion
We developed a standardized point count system to systematically collect attendance data at a weekly happy hour with a rotating location. We used these data to identify the key drivers of attendance across different attendee demographics.
9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens
In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens