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Applications of Lemons in Organic Synthesis
If you liked palladium-on-carbon, you’ll love the all-new palladium-on-lemon!
Playing Doom on a Molecular Computer
We report a quantum leap forward in the field of nanocomputing, with the development of a fully-operational molecular computer.
Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)
In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly
Health Effects of Non-Hotboxing Vaping in Rat Populations of Human-Realistic Social Conditions
Using a human realistic vapes and social conditions, this study answers the ever growing question “Is Vaping Bad for you?” The answer…Maybe
Strongest Ever Chemical Bond Observed Between Borosilicate Glass and Organic Tar
Have you ever stuffed up and reaction so badly that it was more interesting than the original experiment?
Congenital and Parent-of-Origin Prediction Factors and Risks of Baby Jazziness in Americana Live Births
Using parental and jenetic predictors, this paper shows a novel method for predicting baby jazziness in American live births
The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
In this paper, the head waitress of Mama Lou’s Seafood Shack develops a Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
Ejaculation and the Tunnel Effect: Proving the Existence of God with Science
Calculating the probability of a sperm quantum tunnelling across a condom.
A Theoretical Upper Limit of Yo Mama’s Mass
In this paper, we will use a simple model of gravitational lensing to estimate the theoretical mass of your mama, and discuss the implications of the results.