Ian F.V.G. Hunter
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Dust, Heat, and Cumin: Low Budget Synthetic Authentic Mexican Atmosphere Sepia Filter for Modern Cinema
This paper documents an authentic Mexican yellow-tint filter using basic OpenCV operations and some dialed transformation matrices
Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans
In this research paper, a new evolutionary theory is proposed suggesting humans evolved from elephants and pigeons
The Retro-Suzuki Reaction? A Palladium-Catalyzed Carbon-Carbon Decoupling of (Hetero)Biaryls
A revolutionary development in cross-coupling chemistry is reported: a method of converting biaryls back into aryl halides and boronic acids.
A Sapkowski-Bóbr-Kurwa Conjunction for the Total Synthesis of (+)-Eluciferin
You go a Darwinism route? Wow…
Maybe this old classic could come back, maybe when nature takes out a creature you should let evolution do its thing. “Now saving Dini’s life is just enabling all hamsters to not evolve into a creature that can survive a cat attack, maybe we should find a hamster that’s more fit and can run awayContinue reading “You go a Darwinism route? Wow…”
Natural Log Exponential Log Growth Models in Hard Wood Nurseries
In this expert forestry paper, Wyatt ‘The Log Whisperer’ Johnson gives you 230-year-old wisdom in achieving exponential log growth!
It Is Wednesday, My Dudes!
It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes!
Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend
In the eight Chad and Tiffany Paper, Chad defeats Chad-GPT and romantically wins Tiffany back by mislabeling training Data
Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class
In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food