In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery
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Spotting Internet Cults: A Case Study of a Virtual Youtuber Fanbase
This paper specifically examines whether the online group “Starknights,” a fan community of virtual YouTuber Jelly Hoshiumi, meets the criteria of a cult.
Animating Pop Culture: Visualizing Hans Gruber’s Iconic Fall from Die Hard as a Festive Tribute Using R and ggplot2
In this paper, we visualize Die Hard’s iconic climax in python and also prove it is a Christmas movie like we always knew
Evaluating the Theoretical Impact Force of Mike Tyson’s Punch on Poultry: A Quantitative Analysis
This study applies thermodynamics and biomechanics to calculate the energy required to cook a chicken through kinetic impact.
From Homo sapiens to Homo cyborgus: An Evolutionary Leap Fueled by Coffee, Smartphones, and Neural Networks
Humans have transcended biology and entered a new evolutionary phase termed Homo cyborgus.
A Case Study in Pre-Vacation Attention Deficit Disorder
In this paper, a case study is completed on a patient who has sudden onset Pre-Vacation ADHD as his cruise gets closer
DiaBeTeS and UV-Radiation as a Novel Anti-Cancer Therapy
We report the designed, synthesis and activity of a novel photoactivatable glucose derivative: a diazirine- conjugated benzoylated sugar (DiaBeTeS). We show that when cancer cells are treated with diabetes and subsequently irradiated with ultra-high doses of UV, they die.
Citation Fever in a Middle-Aged Professor: A Case Study
This case report discusses a peculiar phenomenon affecting a 38-year-old academician who presented with a severe case of Citation Fever.
Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort
In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes
Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast
Well the experiment with google’s deep dive podcast generation turned out pretty funny so I’ll be podcastifying our papers! This will include a short audio synopsis of our papers and soon interviews with the authors of each paper, so get ready for some fantastic audio content. Email me if you would like to be anContinue reading “Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast”