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New Book Out! My Worktrip to Mars

I’m proud to share with you all my third book, a 30k word sci-fi novella, “My Work Trip to Mars” an sci-fi retelling of a modern tail. One demo, one travel voucher, 140 million loyalty miles!

Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday

In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch

Can you help DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL system? A Coding-Bureaucratic Choose your Adventure

In this choose your own adventure, you get to attempt to help Elon and DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL social security database

On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage

In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage

Novel Gravity and Velocity Based Time Dilation Methodology for Real Time Bitcoin Payment Processing

Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency

The Patriotic Table of the Elements

The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor.