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A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of my Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed
Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.
Echocatalysis: Playing Mozart to Chemical Reactions
You’ve heard of classical music making babies smarter and plants grow faster, right? How about using it to make chemistry work better?
A Total Synthesis of Rashnovinol A
On April 1st 2022, the well-known fine chemical company Sigma Aldrich published the structure of a novel natural product: Rashnovinol A. The first total synthesis of this bizarre molecule is reported.
8 Scientific Reasons Foxes Mate for Life
Illusive to most zoological research, here are the leading scientific theories behind fox monogamy and why they’re so faithful.
Preparation of an Amorphous Starch-Sucrose Organic Framework (ASS-OF) with Ice Cream and Strawberries
We report the preparation of a novel amorphous-starch-sucrose organi-framework with ice cream and strawberries.
Climatologists Warn the Earth will Run Out of Three Letter Acronyms by 2050
A new report from the IPCC suggest that humanity will run out of its most precious non-renewable resource in the next three decades; TLAs!
The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma
The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.
8 Topological Knots they Tragically Stopped Teaching in the Boy Scouts of America
Back in the day, they used to teach way more knot-theory in the Boy scouts! Here are some knots our kids are missing out on.
The Ultimate Technique for Complex Mixture Separation: FUPLC-NMR-CE6-GC-IR-ICP-MS-MS-MS-MS
We have observed the trend of combining analytical instruments in series, and extrapolated it to the max.