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NORAD Santa Tracker Ignored due to High False Alarm Rate: Boeing to Blame
The Boeing 737 Max is so large that it is confusing them with Santa’s sleigh which normally has a high return from Tinsel and sleigh bells
7 Things Star Trek got Totally Wrong about Exploring Vector Space
Star Trek gets a lot of things right but there are some details that it just totally screwed up when it comes to Vector Spaces
Towards a Total Synthesis of 3,8-Unethoxy-Discombobulne and Discovery of the Furzmeister-Wencke Reagent
3,8-unethoxy-discombobulannulene is a wtfwereyouthin-kingolide-type natural product which was recently isolated from a mould found growing on a cheese omelette in Kent (Fig. 1).
ConTRIVEd: A Novel Method of Protein Quantification
ConTRIVEd allows for the label-free, high-throughput quantification of protein concentration via a click-capable EZ ligand, which can be easily synthesized in 32 steps.
The Great Rabbit War of 863AD: Myth or Historical Fact?
Literary evidence paired with hard archaeological data (rusty coke cans) confirm the true site of the Great Rabbit Wars!
Platinum-Group Based Pentazolatocarboxylate Metal Inorganically Linked Frameworks for Direct CO2 Capture and Solar Fuel Applications
Abstract: We report the preparation of a PtO-pentazole Metal Inorganically Linked Framework (MILF)
Area Grad Student Still Explaining what they study to Grandparents over Thanksgiving Dinner
An area grad student in an ECE program specializing in Signals Processing tries to explain what she does to her grandparents
The Mechanism of the Über Reaction
Novel paper proposing a catalytic cycle for the Over Reaction
PPG: Personal Protective Groups as a Defence Against Laboratory Carcinogens
New methods to protect post-grad chemists from laboratory carcinogens.