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Data Pipeline Blocked after Massive Docker Container Crashes
A massive Docker Container has crashed mid-pipeline and nothing can get through until the engineers rebuild the entire docker from scratch
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes
Non-Dietary Lipid Reduction Techniques: Movement Based Approaches
There’s only one way to reduce lipid layers without a strict diet and that’s to RUN RUN DO PUSHUPS RUN SOME MORE, SITUPS AND MORE RUNNING!
NASA Scientists confirm Lithuanian Doom-Rock Metal sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars
After countless experiments, NASA confirms that Lithuanian Doom-Rock sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars
The Lost Molecules of M.C. Escher
We report the synthesis of some molecules found in a sketch found down the back of Escher’s couch.
7 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Magnets
Learn about 7 super cool and not well known science facts about magnets like why they’re stronger when cold or why they destroy electronics!
Novel Techniques for Random Number Generation: Toddler Behavioral Sampling
Using my son Ethan and his friends, we develop methods to use toddlers to generate random numbers for scientific experiments
Can you find the bug in the Legacy Code? A coding Choose your own Adventure
After being promised an exciting new job working in a software company, you are asked to find a bug in some legacy code. Can you do it?
CERN Experiment Disproves Physics! Or just bad measurements
According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.