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Echocatalysis: Playing Mozart to Chemical Reactions
You’ve heard of classical music making babies smarter and plants grow faster, right? How about using it to make chemistry work better?
A Total Synthesis of Rashnovinol A
On April 1st 2022, the well-known fine chemical company Sigma Aldrich published the structure of a novel natural product: Rashnovinol A. The first total synthesis of this bizarre molecule is reported.
8 Scientific Reasons Foxes Mate for Life
Illusive to most zoological research, here are the leading scientific theories behind fox monogamy and why they’re so faithful.
Preparation of an Amorphous Starch-Sucrose Organic Framework (ASS-OF) with Ice Cream and Strawberries￼
We report the preparation of a novel amorphous-starch-sucrose organi-framework with ice cream and strawberries.
Climatologists Warn the Earth will Run Out of Three Letter Acronyms by 2050
A new report from the IPCC suggest that humanity will run out of its most precious non-renewable resource in the next three decades; TLAs!
The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma
The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.
8 Topological Knots they Tragically Stopped Teaching in the Boy Scouts of America
Back in the day, they used to teach way more knot-theory in the Boy scouts! Here are some knots our kids are missing out on.
The Ultimate Technique for Complex Mixture Separation: FUPLC-NMR-CE6-GC-IR-ICP-MS-MS-MS-MS
We have observed the trend of combining analytical instruments in series, and extrapolated it to the max.
More Music Removed from Spotify Due to Misinformation about Machine Learning Spread by Joe Rogan
More trouble from the JRE! He invited tech entrepreneur Ron Halbert on to the Podcast founder of the scam code academy Silver Fingers