New evidence and a recently found pirate journal has discovered the culprit behind the Dodo’s extinction, a cat named Lord Whiskers
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COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?
This study determines the amount of cows to create and sustain a methane based atmosphere across the planets of the solar system
White Sands NP Prehistoric Footprints Push Back Arrival of Cha-Cha Slide into America 21,000 Years
By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!
Can you guess what sorting algorithm we used on this data?!?
In this quiz, you’ll test your knowledge of sorting algorithms by determining what we used to sort different data sets. This quiz is HARD!
The Dincus and Nimbius Californicus Species Effects on Nine-Banded Armadillo Migration Patterns
Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate
Data Pipeline Blocked after Massive Docker Container Crashes
A massive Docker Container has crashed mid-pipeline and nothing can get through until the engineers rebuild the entire docker from scratch
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes
Non-Dietary Lipid Reduction Techniques: Movement Based Approaches
There’s only one way to reduce lipid layers without a strict diet and that’s to RUN RUN DO PUSHUPS RUN SOME MORE, SITUPS AND MORE RUNNING!
NASA Scientists confirm Lithuanian Doom-Rock Metal sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars
After countless experiments, NASA confirms that Lithuanian Doom-Rock sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars
7 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Magnets
Learn about 7 super cool and not well known science facts about magnets like why they’re stronger when cold or why they destroy electronics!