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Tag Archives: Humor
The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma
The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.
“I’m on the last bug” Reports Local Software Developer
Local software developer John Walters is on his fifth ‘last bug’ of his code but he has a hunch all of his problems are connected somehow.
More Music Removed from Spotify Due to Misinformation about Machine Learning Spread by Joe Rogan
More trouble from the JRE! He invited tech entrepreneur Ron Halbert on to the Podcast founder of the scam code academy Silver Fingers
What is the Plus Plus Plus Language and why Programmers and Scientists everywhere are using it!
This new revolutionary language is about to replace all other programming languages with it’s easy to understand syntax!
How well can you code in Plus Plus Plus
Test your knowledge of Plus Plus Plus with this comprehensive coding quiz which will put your understanding to the limit!
A Total Synthesis of Tesseractane: The First Preparation of a 4-Dimensional Natural Product
Tesseractane is the 4-dimensional analogue of cubane, which itself is the 3-dimensional analogue of “squarane”
The 2022 Post-Doc Draft
This week saw the conclusion of the World Chemistry Federation’s transfer window for post-docs. Here are the Exciting Results!
Top 100 Variable Names for Boy and Girl Variables of 2021
Compiled from thousands of public git hub repos, we not have the top 50 boy and girl variable names used by coders!
Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3
Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time