Natural Log Exponential Log Growth Models in Hard Wood Nurseries

In this expert forestry paper, Wyatt ‘The Log Whisperer’ Johnson gives you 230-year-old wisdom in achieving exponential log growth!

10 Adorably Microscopic Salty Creatures who turn the Northern Half of the Great Salt Lake Pink

In this paper, we present the ten adorable microscopic creatures turning the northern half of the Great Salt Lake Hot Pink!

Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature

Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.

Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch

Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”

Tracking International Terrorism with Mycorrhizal Networks

Common Mycorrhizal Networks are being used to spread radical religious ideology. This paper shows how we tracked it and decoded the tree language.