Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency
Author Archives: B McGraw
69: Part 1 Now in Print!
My first full length fiction is out there and you can order it on Amazon for print on demand (https://a.co/d/dmVhIiR) or eBook (https://a.co/d/0jRufMl). I don’t know why they’re not linking, KDP is new to me. If you know any book stores you would like it in, let me know, I do have it set upContinue reading “69: Part 1 Now in Print!”
Blimey Stone Deciphered? Bridging the Welsh, Scottish, and English Language to Translate Auld Lang Syne
Using the Blimey Stone as a guide this research paper completely fails in translating the song Auld Lang Syne into the king’s english
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery II: A New Jersey Case Study in Drone Swarm Toy Delivery
In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery
Animating Pop Culture: Visualizing Hans Gruber’s Iconic Fall from Die Hard as a Festive Tribute Using R and ggplot2
In this paper, we visualize Die Hard’s iconic climax in python and also prove it is a Christmas movie like we always knew
A Case Study in Pre-Vacation Attention Deficit Disorder
In this paper, a case study is completed on a patient who has sudden onset Pre-Vacation ADHD as his cruise gets closer
Best 20 Issues and Pull Requests of Twitter/the-algorithm Github Repo
In this listicle, I discuss the top issues and PRs found in the twitter/the-algorithm github repo ranging from delete everything to uwu speak
Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort
In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes
Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast
Well the experiment with google’s deep dive podcast generation turned out pretty funny so I’ll be podcastifying our papers! This will include a short audio synopsis of our papers and soon interviews with the authors of each paper, so get ready for some fantastic audio content. Email me if you would like to be anContinue reading “Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast”
Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance
In the 9th Chad and Tiffany paper, Tiffany determines if Chad would love her if she were a worm with statistical inference and weird behavior