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Author Archives: B McGraw
Testicular Cancer Truck Nut Self-Examination for North American Pick-up’s: A Cost-Benefit Analysis
In this paper we discuss the benefits and methods of self screening your truck nuts for cancer on a 6 month basis
New Book Out! My Worktrip to Mars
I’m proud to share with you all my third book, a 30k word sci-fi novella, “My Work Trip to Mars” an sci-fi retelling of a modern tail. One demo, one travel voucher, 140 million loyalty miles!
Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday
In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch
Can you help DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL system? A Coding-Bureaucratic Choose your Adventure
In this choose your own adventure, you get to attempt to help Elon and DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL social security database
On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage
In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage
Novel Gravity and Velocity Based Time Dilation Methodology for Real Time Bitcoin Payment Processing
Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency
69: Part 1 Now in Print!
My first full length fiction is out there and you can order it on Amazon for print on demand (https://a.co/d/dmVhIiR) or eBook (https://a.co/d/0jRufMl). I don’t know why they’re not linking, KDP is new to me. If you know any book stores you would like it in, let me know, I do have it set upContinue reading “69: Part 1 Now in Print!”
Blimey Stone Deciphered? Bridging the Welsh, Scottish, and English Language to Translate Auld Lang Syne
Using the Blimey Stone as a guide this research paper completely fails in translating the song Auld Lang Syne into the king’s english
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery II: A New Jersey Case Study in Drone Swarm Toy Delivery
In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery