Tracking International Terrorism with Mycorrhizal Networks

Common Mycorrhizal Networks are being used to spread radical religious ideology. This paper shows how we tracked it and decoded the tree language.

Novel Techniques for Hijacking Self-Driving Cars

This paper outlines methods to hijack and trap self driving cars by exploiting their safety sensors and Cheetah brain algorithm.

Limitations in Aerial SAR Imagery for Agriculture and Modern Relationships

Synthetic Aperture Radar is revolutionizing Agricultural GIS but this woman can barely catch her cheating husband in the act.

There Can be No True Scottish Speech Recognition System

A speech recognition system is designed to interface with the Scottish. The design fails because the accent appears to be mathematically non-convergent.