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Author Archives: B McGraw
The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks
Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily
The effect of tenure on stress in a department in crisis
In this paper we dissect the effects of stress in research for various academic faculty. Also, there’s a cat
One Rocket to Rule Them All: An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Ring of Power Delivery Feasibility Study
In this paper we analyze the feasibility of using an ICBM to deliver the ring of power from Rivendell to Mt Doom
Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth
By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.
De Trinitate Sancta ut Varietate Topologica Trium Dimensionum: On the Holy Trinity as a 3-Dimensional Topological Manifold
Hey der, in dis paper, me Pope Leo XIV show the Trinity as Topologically Sound in da form of a 3-Manifold 3-Sphere
Proof: 9 +10n Will Almost Always be Afraid of 10+10n
In this mathematical proof, we will prove that 9+10n will almost always be afraid of 10+10n for n>1 and n%10!=0
Beyond Blue Zone Diet and Exercise: The Hidden Influence of Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice to ð’€ð’€«ð’Œ“
After accounting for pension fraud, the true cause of the worlds blue zones point to the miraculous healing powers of sacrificing to Marduk
Testicular Cancer Truck Nut Self-Examination for North American Pick-up’s: A Cost-Benefit Analysis
In this paper we discuss the benefits and methods of self screening your truck nuts for cancer on a 6 month basis
New Book Out! My Worktrip to Mars
I’m proud to share with you all my third book, a 30k word sci-fi novella, “My Work Trip to Mars” an sci-fi retelling of a modern tail. One demo, one travel voucher, 140 million loyalty miles!