8 Mind Blowing James Webb Telescope Images Tragically Ruined by Someone’s Finger in Front of the Mirror

No one quite knows how the fingers got there, but even the JWST isn’t immune to having its pictures ruined by a misplaced thumb

Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature

Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.

A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects

This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment

Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies

In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain

COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?

This study determines the amount of cows to create and sustain a methane based atmosphere across the planets of the solar system

White Sands NP Prehistoric Footprints Push Back Arrival of Cha-Cha Slide into America 21,000 Years

By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!