By applying the quantum sock intanglement and lintropy principles this paper explains where your socks go when they go missing in the wash
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The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function
In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam
Are you a Gar or an Eel
Find out whether you are an Eel or a Gar! This quiz is exactly what it sounds like, are you an Eel or a Gar that’s it
RedMate: An AI Solution to Infinite ELO 5d Chess
Get ready comrade for this chess engine is the AI to beat all future chess engines for all time using traditional Russian strategy
The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks
Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily
The effect of tenure on stress in a department in crisis
In this paper we dissect the effects of stress in research for various academic faculty. Also, there’s a cat
One Rocket to Rule Them All: An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Ring of Power Delivery Feasibility Study
In this paper we analyze the feasibility of using an ICBM to deliver the ring of power from Rivendell to Mt Doom
Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth
By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.
De Trinitate Sancta ut Varietate Topologica Trium Dimensionum: On the Holy Trinity as a 3-Dimensional Topological Manifold
Hey der, in dis paper, me Pope Leo XIV show the Trinity as Topologically Sound in da form of a 3-Manifold 3-Sphere
Proof: 9 +10n Will Almost Always be Afraid of 10+10n
In this mathematical proof, we will prove that 9+10n will almost always be afraid of 10+10n for n>1 and n%10!=0