Author Archives: B McGraw

A Novel Method for the Safe and Effective Recycling of PFAS Plastics: A Black Hole Hawking Radiation Approach

By combining a blackhole, brave astronauts, a particle accelerator, and a fusion reactor this PFAS plastics can finally be recycled!

Who’s a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin

Using the Metropolis-Hastings we attempt to determine my foster dog Barney’s pre-shelter name which doesn’t correspond with his real name

Et al. The Workbook open to everyone!

In honor of the one year anniversary of publishing my first ever book, here is the first ever supplemental material for all those super fans out there. I couldn’t find anyone to create Et al. the coloring book, or the breakfast cereal or the flame thrower, but I have created a workbook to test yourContinue reading “Et al. The Workbook open to everyone!”

Where ‘Raygunn’ Went Wrong: Limitations of Theoretical Methods in Applied Breakdancing

In this paper, we critique her theoretical breakdancing methods and do a reality check with some hard hitting applied research

Yield Strength Comparative Load Bearing Analysis of the Limited Time Cheez-It Webbed Crunchwrap Supreme

In this paper, the traditional and Cheez-It webbed crunchwrap Supreme go toe to toe to determine which can hold the most weight

Crystal Charging via Occultation Mask Exoplanet Imaging

By the power of exoplanets, you too can charge up your healing crystals with never before seen extra-terrestrial energy!

Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)

In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly

Health Effects of Non-Hotboxing Vaping in Rat Populations of Human-Realistic Social Conditions

Using a human realistic vapes and social conditions, this study answers the ever growing question “Is Vaping Bad for you?” The answer…Maybe