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Author Archives: B McGraw
Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)
In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly
Health Effects of Non-Hotboxing Vaping in Rat Populations of Human-Realistic Social Conditions
Using a human realistic vapes and social conditions, this study answers the ever growing question “Is Vaping Bad for you?” The answer…Maybe
Congenital and Parent-of-Origin Prediction Factors and Risks of Baby Jazziness in Americana Live Births
Using parental and jenetic predictors, this paper shows a novel method for predicting baby jazziness in American live births
The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
In this paper, the head waitress of Mama Lou’s Seafood Shack develops a Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
Dust, Heat, and Cumin: Low Budget Synthetic Authentic Mexican Atmosphere Sepia Filter for Modern Cinema
This paper documents an authentic Mexican yellow-tint filter using basic OpenCV operations and some dialed transformation matrices
Zach Snyder to Release 94 page ‘Snyder Cut’ of his Journal paper on Actor Fitness
Zach Snyder is at it again releasing extremely long versions of things he previously made a normal length
Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans
In this research paper, a new evolutionary theory is proposed suggesting humans evolved from elephants and pigeons
Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?
In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox
You go a Darwinism route? Wow…
Maybe this old classic could come back, maybe when nature takes out a creature you should let evolution do its thing. “Now saving Dini’s life is just enabling all hamsters to not evolve into a creature that can survive a cat attack, maybe we should find a hamster that’s more fit and can run awayContinue reading “You go a Darwinism route? Wow…”