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Tag Archives: Statistics
A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings
Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument
12 Activation Functions Poorly Reimagined in MSPaint as Disney Princesses
Both Activation Functions and Disney Princesses are super derivative. Why not imagine all the classic AFs as DPs?!?
Stop Assuming I’m Homo: Cries Out Nations Heteroscedastic Datasets
Stop assuming your data is Homoscedastic (equal variance), the nation’s datasets with unequal variance fight back against systemic hatred
8 Things you should do instead of Assuming Normality to maintain your Mental Health
Here are 8 things you can do with non-Guassian data instead of shouting ‘bUt CeNtRaL lImIt ThEoReM!’
Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor
Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.
The 8 Most Common Data Scientists
A guide to the top 8 most common types of data scientists.