Ian F.V.G. Hunter
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Zach Snyder to Release 94 page ‘Snyder Cut’ of his Journal paper on Actor Fitness
Zach Snyder is at it again releasing extremely long versions of things he previously made a normal length
Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans
In this research paper, a new evolutionary theory is proposed suggesting humans evolved from elephants and pigeons
A Sapkowski-Bóbr-Kurwa Conjunction for the Total Synthesis of (+)-Eluciferin
Natural Log Exponential Log Growth Models in Hard Wood Nurseries
In this expert forestry paper, Wyatt ‘The Log Whisperer’ Johnson gives you 230-year-old wisdom in achieving exponential log growth!
Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend
In the eight Chad and Tiffany Paper, Chad defeats Chad-GPT and romantically wins Tiffany back by mislabeling training Data
Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class
In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food
Real-Time Naughty-Nice List Updating Procedure with Post-Modern Graph Based Morality Adjustments
In order to determine whether or not someone is Naughty or Nice, Santa Clause uses a post-modern ensemble model and Signal Detection Theory
The Total Synthesis of Monoalizeamine D
Vionado La Dinci, Francisco Gazpacho and Günther Schlonk
Leveraging Astrology to Optimize Behavioral Studies of Laboratory Mice
Guido T. MeijerAA) Institute of Divinatory Practices, Planet Earth The fields of biology and neuroscience depends for a large part on the training mice to perform certain tasks, such as escaping a maze. This practice is tedious and time consuming, especially when no unpaid interns are available to do the work for you. As inContinue reading “Leveraging Astrology to Optimize Behavioral Studies of Laboratory Mice”