In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes
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From Authorship to Automation: The Evolution of Academic Publishing in the Age of LLMs and “Publish or Perish” Culture
I’m sorry but, as an AI language model I cannot write your research paper for you. I can, however, make suggestions as to how the use of LLMs could be reduced, or at least how LLMs could be better utilized.
Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance
In the 9th Chad and Tiffany paper, Tiffany determines if Chad would love her if she were a worm with statistical inference and weird behavior
A Russian Orthodox Approach to Imperial Stout Brewing
In this most glorious and holy paper, I brother Ivan share with you the Russian Orthodox secret to trinetarian and holy Imperial Stouts
A Re-examination of the Fermi Paradox: A Data and P(Doom) Driven Markov Process Approach
Lead UFO academic Hugh Mann analyzes intergalactic database to estimate how likely it is that extra terrestrial intelligence exists
A Novel Method for the Safe and Effective Recycling of PFAS Plastics: A Black Hole Hawking Radiation Approach
By combining a blackhole, brave astronauts, a particle accelerator, and a fusion reactor this PFAS plastics can finally be recycled!
Monolithium Glutamate: Eat Your Way Out Of Depression
We report the development the best tasting antidepressant on the market.
Who’s a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin
Using the Metropolis-Hastings we attempt to determine my foster dog Barney’s pre-shelter name which doesn’t correspond with his real name
Mathematicians Conclude there are Only 137 Numbers
This article reports the findings of the International Mathematical and Symbolic Interchange of Mathematicians and Philosophers (IMaSIMP), which met in Zürich earlier this month to finalise the list of approved numbers.
Pumpkin Soup as a Fungal Culture Medium: Completing our Colleague’s Unfinished Experiment
We disclose the development of a novel pumpkin-based growth medium for fungiculture.