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Tag Archives: Humor

The Smythe Reagent: ~1.6 M LiOH in Hexane

We  describe a range of applications for the Smythe reagent, such as the O-lithiation of carboxylic acids, hydrolysis of ethyl esters and  chlorophosphines, racemisation of alpha-stereocenters and poly-Claisen condensations.

Posted byGünther SchlonkSeptember 10, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, HumorLeave a comment on The Smythe Reagent: ~1.6 M LiOH in Hexane

Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy

What can one even buy in an atom economy like this? How much can I carry in my basketane,  and how much will it cost? Through this research we have concluded nothing. 

Posted byB McGrawAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Economics, Humor, Satire, ScienceLeave a comment on Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy

Methyl Ethyl Butyl Futyl

This review highlights some examples in the history and applications of the futyl group

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, Methyl, Organic Chemistry, Science1 Comment on Methyl Ethyl Butyl Futyl

Novel Magnesium Based Chlorin for Efficient Catalytic Reduction of CO2

Chlorin A is discovered from Hazel Plants green hipster drink and was therefore boiled into sugary carbon

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 31, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Humor, ScienceLeave a comment on Novel Magnesium Based Chlorin for Efficient Catalytic Reduction of CO2

8 Signs of Life NASA is Looking for on Mars

The search for life on mars has been going on for years. Here are some of the top things NASA is hoping to find which implicate life!

Posted byB McGrawAugust 29, 2021May 11, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:Astrobiology, Clickbait, Exploration, Humor, life, Mars, NASA, Satire, SpaceLeave a comment on 8 Signs of Life NASA is Looking for on Mars

MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics

MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic

Posted byB McGrawAugust 22, 2021May 11, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:Engineering, Humor, MatLab, News, Parody, Programming, SatireLeave a comment on MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics

A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol

An elegant procedure for the progression towards the total synthesis of Impracticatechol.

Posted byGünther SchlonkAugust 21, 2021August 31, 2021Posted inJournal of Immaterial ScienceTags:Chemistry, Funny, Humor, Organic Chemistry, SatireLeave a comment on A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol

Can you guess what data we used to train these Tinder Chatbots?

We trained a Tinder Chatbot’s Neural Network with ten different datasets. Can you guess what datasets we used?

Posted byB McGrawJuly 25, 2021May 11, 2023Posted inQuizzesTags:Chat Bot, Dating, Funny, Humor, Natural Language Processing, TinderLeave a comment on Can you guess what data we used to train these Tinder Chatbots?

DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities

DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.

Posted byreginaldabernathyjabdeJuly 9, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Systems, Funny, Humor, News, Parody, pilot, Satire, UAV1 Comment on DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities

Markov Models for Ruining your Weekend: A Comparative Study

These Markov Models allow anyone to ruin their own weekends with almost no household chores. All you have to do is optimize state transition!

Posted byB McGrawJune 29, 2021May 11, 2023Posted inArticlesTags:Data Science, Humor, Life Tips, Markov, Math, Modeling, Satire, Statistics, WeekendLeave a comment on Markov Models for Ruining your Weekend: A Comparative Study

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