Cranberry Lemon comes under fire due to the inability to replicate thousands of studies. It isn’t the methodology but the lack of free labor.
Category Archives: News
Area Grad Student Still Explaining what they study to Grandparents over Thanksgiving Dinner
An area grad student in an ECE program specializing in Signals Processing tries to explain what she does to her grandparents
CNN Misinterprets Police Body Cam Footage New Study Finds
A Convolution Neural Network (CNN) misinterprets police body cam footage believing many common objects to be guns or knives at a large error.
Engineers without Borders to Send Data Scientists to Africa to Clean Data
Engineers without borders will begin utilizing data scientists to clean data in nations without access to clean databases
Moving Company Drops James Webb Telescope
The James Webb space telescope got broken by the movers and it all would have been okay if they just used some more bubble wrap.
Bayesian Man still Sampling Ice Cream after Bad Recommendation
The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples
MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic
Geologists Debate over Trevor’s Mom’s Age
With radiocarbon, surface exposure, and Chronostratigraphy dating scientists argue whether or not Trevor’s mom is 3000 years old or 250Million
Bayesian Man seeking more defined Posterior won’t give up the Squat Rack
Local Bayesian man has been spending hours at his local gyms squat rack in search of a better defined posterior.
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.