By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!
Tag Archives: Parody
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes
Turning Wine into Blood: A Mechanistic Study of the Transubstantiation Reaction
An investigation into the mechanism of the transubstantiation reaction.
Echocatalysis: Playing Mozart to Chemical Reactions
You’ve heard of classical music making babies smarter and plants grow faster, right? How about using it to make chemistry work better?
Can you help Dr. Smyth P-Hack his way to a Publishable Result? A scientific choose your own adventure
You’ve just gotten an internship helping Dr. Smyth find a connection between Ska music and Chimpanzee Cognitive abilities. Can you help him?!
PPG: Personal Protective Groups as a Defence Against Laboratory Carcinogens
New methods to protect post-grad chemists from laboratory carcinogens.
Proposed Detection of Ghosts by Mass Spectrometry-Spectral Presence Origin-Omics Kinetic Yield (MS-SPOOKY)
Ghost hunting has yet to consider the realm of laboratory instrumentation for detection and visualization of ghosts. Here we do it with Mass Spectronomy!
MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic
A Computationally Efficient Solution to the Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM) problem in Houses of Mirrors
A Novel SLAM algorithm was developed and implemented in real hardware that wasn’t just a prop to navigate through a House of Mirrors
8 Ways Great White Sharks Mate in the Wild!
Photography discovers eight never before observed ways Great White Sharks mate. It’s cuter than you’d think!