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Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor
Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.
NASA saves $1k on Perseverance iMac processor only to spend 200k on Apple Care
While the NASA engineers saved money by running Perseverance on a 1998 iMac processor they spent 200k on apple care that covers the space radiation of Mars
Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean
On Saturday, a group of marine biologists helped release some tragically beached garbage back into the Pacific Gulf. The beached garbage had been left stranded in the Biloxi MS beach for days before anybody decided to do anything about it. “It’s so sad to see this trash on our beaches,” Said Dr. Randy Caveman ofContinue reading “Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean”
Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch
Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”
Everything You Need to Know about the Polar Vortex Collapse
The Polar Vortex is here! Check out these useful tips and information to explain the phenomenon and keep you and your family safe from the cold and Wim Hof.
Pfizer Vaccine Side Effects Include Testing Positive for Pot: Report UK Youth
UK nurse tests positive for Marijuana after taking the Pfizer vaccine. No one could imagine why he would lie about being clean
Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded
Late last night at a machine learning conference in Chicago IL, a civilized argument grew into a violent riot over two software libraries. Due to inexperienced organizers scheduling lectures and round panels, the TensorFlow and Scikit-learn library development panels were not only scheduled at the same time but in adjacent lecture rooms. According to surveysContinue reading “Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded”