In this paper we evaluate the propensity for electric e scooters to herd in inter-species clusters for protection against predators
Tag Archives: Ecology
On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage
In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage
War on Fungal Growth: Law Enforcement Containment Procedures of White-nose Syndrome in Bats
Using law enforcement methods, these six totally reasonable techniques can prevent White Nose Syndrome in bat populations
10 Adorably Microscopic Salty Creatures who turn the Northern Half of the Great Salt Lake Pink
In this paper, we present the ten adorable microscopic creatures turning the northern half of the Great Salt Lake Hot Pink!
Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature
Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.
The Pirate Kitty Theory: How a House Cat Being let out led to the Extinction of the Dodo Bird
New evidence and a recently found pirate journal has discovered the culprit behind the Dodo’s extinction, a cat named Lord Whiskers
The Dincus and Nimbius Californicus Species Effects on Nine-Banded Armadillo Migration Patterns
Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate
Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone
This study has shown that reintroducing tourists into the fragile North American environment has caused a domino effect which will cause the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano and end the Age of America.
Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean
On Saturday, a group of marine biologists helped release some tragically beached garbage back into the Pacific Gulf. The beached garbage had been left stranded in the Biloxi MS beach for days before anybody decided to do anything about it. “It’s so sad to see this trash on our beaches,” Said Dr. Randy Caveman ofContinue reading “Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean”
8 Motivational Posters to Stop CCD in your Bee Hive
Teaming up with our MBA program staff, these posters promote corporate hive values while encouraging productivity and inspiring worker bees who may be tempted to leave and cause Colony Collapse Disorder