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Using Quartz Crystal Macrobalance to Predict Undergraduate Grades
G. Acidic-Puree1 and J. Mann2 Abstract: We are fucking over undergrads so we’ve got more time to drink expensive beer. 1. Introduction Marking exam papers is hard work. Especially when one’s boss insists on a failure rate of no less than 70 %, because “only the hard may enter the garden” (old German saying, translated).Continue reading “Using Quartz Crystal Macrobalance to Predict Undergraduate Grades”
Four People Hospitalised After Chemical Warfare Agent Found in Scented Candles
A simple mistake of chemical nomenclature has resulted in tragedy this week.
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
FBI Arrests Man Responsible for Extraneous JavaScript Frameworks
After over a decade of investigation the FBI has finally apprehended the single man responsible for all garbage JS Frameworks!
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery
In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve
HADES (High-end, Advanced, Data-driven, Enterprise-grade Sock sorting) – An algorithm for faster sock sorting
Sorting socks can often be a time-consuming task. This paper introduces the fastest method known in the scientific community to tackle this challenging task.
Local Crypto-Bro reportedly Rebounding with Generative AI: only three weeks after FTX crash!
A now Ex-Crypto-Bro is moving on from his obsession with Crypto currency to generative AI some would say too soon even for a rebound
38 Things Real Programmers Do, and you probably aren’t one if you don’t do them all
There’s a lot of different ways of coding, but when it comes to programming professionally, here are 38 things you HAVE TO DO!