In this list of very scientific explanations, the declassified UFO videos are easily debunked and UFOs should never be talked about again
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Which Step of the Krebs Cycle Are You?
In this personality quiz you can answer the aged old question, which part of the citric acid cycle your personality is closest to
Image Transfer Protocol Delivery Methods for sending Pocket Rocket Pictures to Tinder Matches
By adapting textbook networking data transfer protocols, a methodology is proposed to send pictures of my pocket rocket to my tinder matches
12 Absolutely Annoying Comments from Reviewer #2 I 👏Get👏Literally👏All👏The👏 Time! Like Chill 🥶
OMG, Reviewer #2 comments are the ABSOLUTE WORST! Here are some of the worst one’s I just got in my recent paper!
“Et al.” :The First Jabde Book!
Now proudly announcing our book of some of our best articles compiled just for your reading pleasure or an unsuspecting coffee table
Comparative Space Saving Highway Interchange Design
Using Smart Concrete and M.C. Escher Drawings this paper compares the effectiveness of loop-de-loops and Mobius strips for highway on-ramps
Log-log-likelihood of Black Walnut in Random Forestry
Wyatt Johnson, an honest logger, uses a Maximum Log-Log Likelihood estimator to find the prized Black Walnut ‘Old Wilbur’ on his friend’s property
Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation
By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany
NSF to Change Scientific Review Process for Faster More Exciting Science and Better TV Ratings
To get the youths interested in science, the NSF is changing the rules of the peer review process for faster science and better tv ratings
Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future
Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines