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Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor
Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.
NASA saves $1k on Perseverance iMac processor only to spend 200k on Apple Care
While the NASA engineers saved money by running Perseverance on a 1998 iMac processor they spent 200k on apple care that covers the space radiation of Mars
Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone
This study has shown that reintroducing tourists into the fragile North American environment has caused a domino effect which will cause the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano and end the Age of America.
Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch
Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”
Dozens of Image Servers Destroyed in Artist Labor Solidarity
Artists destroy image servers to save their jobs from Open AI’s DALL-E trained neural network which creates artwork from a text prompt.
Cultural Discoveries from Ancient Assyrian Gilgamesh FanFiction
In a newly discovered library of Ancient Assyrian texts we find a many different Gilgamesh FanFictions for an Assyrian audience.
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.
Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic
If you live in Los Angeles, you may have noticed some odd traffic in the last few days. While Christmas traffic has been known to cause strange and unusually heavy conditions around the 405 and the 101, the seasonal congestion had nothing to do with the unusual traffic patterns observed last Saturday. An engineer responsibleContinue reading “Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic”
Astronomers warn of Emergence of Super Capricorns in aftermath of Christmas Star
The alignment of Jupiter and Saturn has caused the babies born in the next mont to be terrible workaholic monsters.
