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I’m happy to announce that we now have a book that is soon to hit the shelves (but more like direct publishing warehouse shelves)! Et al is a hand pick compilation of articles between now and when we began the Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology (November 2020-April 2023) of some of our best articles. It’s brought to you by Packt publishing who I guess got bored of writing books about coding different things in different languages and wanted to take a venture into our own personal niche world into satirical science. Maybe it’s to confuse their audience enough so that they need to buy more of their books to set them straight.
Please share with your friends or buy some to confuse your family members at Christmas. We at least have the one about how Sarah Palin is actually a shared false memory caused by the Mandela effect from misremembering Tina Fey, plenty for everyone!
The articles include and I have no idea what order this will be in yet:
There Can be No True Scottish Speech Recognition System
Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit
Novel Techniques for Hijacking Self-Driving Cars
Tracking International Terrorism with Mycorrhizal Networks
Adaptive Smart Grids for Migratory Government Drones
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
Cultural Discoveries from Ancient Assyrian Gilgamesh FanFiction
Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone
Markov Models for Ruining your Weekend: A Comparative Study
A Computationally Efficient Solution to the Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM) problem in Houses of Mirrors
The Great Rabbit War of 863AD: Myth or Historical Fact?
The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician
The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense
A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of my Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed
Novel Techniques for Random Number Generation: Toddler Behavioral Sampling
Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for my Clingy Robot Dog
COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?
Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies
The Pirate Kitty Theory: How a House Cat Being let out led to the Extinction of the Dodo Bird
Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis
Ray Tracing and Optical Design of Healing Crystals based Adaptive Optics
Full Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis
A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To
Me and My Best Friend Aaron Prove the 3n+1 Problem even though it is a REALLY Hard Problem