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Tag Archives: Satire
The Mechanism of the Über Reaction
Novel paper proposing a catalytic cycle for the Over Reaction
PPG: Personal Protective Groups as a Defence Against Laboratory Carcinogens
New methods to protect post-grad chemists from laboratory carcinogens.
Engineers without Borders to Send Data Scientists to Africa to Clean Data￼
Engineers without borders will begin utilizing data scientists to clean data in nations without access to clean databases
A Meta-Analysis of the Gender Wage Gap in Professional Wrestling
In this Study, data sets from four decades of Pro-Wrestling Data sets are analyzed to reveal that we still don’t know how to stop Sexism
Moving Company Drops James Webb Telescope
The James Webb space telescope got broken by the movers and it all would have been okay if they just used some more bubble wrap.
‘Yo mama’ Jokes as a Metric of Psychosexual Development
Every ‘yo mama’ joke conveys major psychosexual Themes which is a major indicator of a person’s level of sexual maturity.
Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy
What can one even buy in an atom economy like this? How much can I carry in my basketane, and how much will it cost? Through this research we have concluded nothing.
8 Signs of Life NASA is Looking for on Mars
The search for life on mars has been going on for years. Here are some of the top things NASA is hoping to find which implicate life!
MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic