In this paper, we will use a simple model of gravitational lensing to estimate the theoretical mass of your mama, and discuss the implications of the results.
Tag Archives: Satire
“It’s Complicated” — Love in the Seventh Dimension and Other Geometric Romances
Ian F.V.G. Hunter
Dust, Heat, and Cumin: Low Budget Synthetic Authentic Mexican Atmosphere Sepia Filter for Modern Cinema
This paper documents an authentic Mexican yellow-tint filter using basic OpenCV operations and some dialed transformation matrices
Zach Snyder to Release 94 page ‘Snyder Cut’ of his Journal paper on Actor Fitness
Zach Snyder is at it again releasing extremely long versions of things he previously made a normal length
The Retro-Suzuki Reaction? A Palladium-Catalyzed Carbon-Carbon Decoupling of (Hetero)Biaryls
A revolutionary development in cross-coupling chemistry is reported: a method of converting biaryls back into aryl halides and boronic acids.
A Sapkowski-Bóbr-Kurwa Conjunction for the Total Synthesis of (+)-Eluciferin
Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?
In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox
Natural Log Exponential Log Growth Models in Hard Wood Nurseries
In this expert forestry paper, Wyatt ‘The Log Whisperer’ Johnson gives you 230-year-old wisdom in achieving exponential log growth!
It Is Wednesday, My Dudes!
It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes!
Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend
In the eight Chad and Tiffany Paper, Chad defeats Chad-GPT and romantically wins Tiffany back by mislabeling training Data