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Immaterials and Methods: Reagents for the Total Laboratory Synthesis of the Chocolate Chip Cookie
How much would it cost to make chocolate cookies with ingredients from Sigma Aldrich?
White Sands NP Prehistoric Footprints Push Back Arrival of Cha-Cha Slide into America 21,000 Years
By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!
The Flatom™: a Novel Atomic Theory Inspired by a Flat Earth
Drawing from the recent scientific consensus that the Earth is flat, we disclose a new model of atomic theory proposing that atoms are also flat.
8 Wild Fibonacci Sequence Occurrences Unbelievably Found in Nature!
Here are 8 things that happen to follow the sequence 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181…
Don Jalton – A Forgotten Pioneer of Atomic Theory
Don Jalton Jose Jesus de Manchester y Birmingham (1730-1800) was an expatriot Spanish scientist and polymath who developed an atomic theory predating that credited to Dalton.
X-ray Crystallomancy
How to use healing crystals to generate a 3D chemical structure.
The Dincus and Nimbius Californicus Species Effects on Nine-Banded Armadillo Migration Patterns
Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate
Data Pipeline Blocked after Massive Docker Container Crashes
A massive Docker Container has crashed mid-pipeline and nothing can get through until the engineers rebuild the entire docker from scratch
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes