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Tag Archives: Research
Playing Doom on a Molecular Computer
We report a quantum leap forward in the field of nanocomputing, with the development of a fully-operational molecular computer.
Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)
In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly
Health Effects of Non-Hotboxing Vaping in Rat Populations of Human-Realistic Social Conditions
Using a human realistic vapes and social conditions, this study answers the ever growing question “Is Vaping Bad for you?” The answer…Maybe
Strongest Ever Chemical Bond Observed Between Borosilicate Glass and Organic Tar
Have you ever stuffed up and reaction so badly that it was more interesting than the original experiment?
The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
In this paper, the head waitress of Mama Lou’s Seafood Shack develops a Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
Ejaculation and the Tunnel Effect: Proving the Existence of God with Science
Calculating the probability of a sperm quantum tunnelling across a condom.
A Theoretical Upper Limit of Yo Mama’s Mass
In this paper, we will use a simple model of gravitational lensing to estimate the theoretical mass of your mama, and discuss the implications of the results.
“It’s Complicated” — Love in the Seventh Dimension and Other Geometric Romances
Ian F.V.G. Hunter
Dust, Heat, and Cumin: Low Budget Synthetic Authentic Mexican Atmosphere Sepia Filter for Modern Cinema
This paper documents an authentic Mexican yellow-tint filter using basic OpenCV operations and some dialed transformation matrices