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Tag Archives: Research
Monolithium Glutamate: Eat Your Way Out Of Depression
We report the development the best tasting antidepressant on the market.
Solid-Phase Peptide Synthesis on a Mid-Century Modern Table Support
We have developed a novel strategy for solid-phase peptide synthesis that is both easier and greener than traditional methods, by replacing conventional polystyrene substrates with wooden tables.
Who’s a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin
Using the Metropolis-Hastings we attempt to determine my foster dog Barney’s pre-shelter name which doesn’t correspond with his real name
Mathematicians Conclude there are Only 137 Numbers
This article reports the findings of the International Mathematical and Symbolic Interchange of Mathematicians and Philosophers (IMaSIMP), which met in Zürich earlier this month to finalise the list of approved numbers.
Pumpkin Soup as a Fungal Culture Medium: Completing our Colleague’s Unfinished Experiment
We disclose the development of a novel pumpkin-based growth medium for fungiculture.
Where ‘Raygunn’ Went Wrong: Limitations of Theoretical Methods in Applied Breakdancing
In this paper, we critique her theoretical breakdancing methods and do a reality check with some hard hitting applied research
Yield Strength Comparative Load Bearing Analysis of the Limited Time Cheez-It Webbed Crunchwrap Supreme
In this paper, the traditional and Cheez-It webbed crunchwrap Supreme go toe to toe to determine which can hold the most weight
INCOMPREHENSIBLE: Hey, I Want a Density Functional Named After Me Too!
I want a density functional named after me. This density functional is named after me.
Crystal Charging via Occultation Mask Exoplanet Imaging
By the power of exoplanets, you too can charge up your healing crystals with never before seen extra-terrestrial energy!