Tag Archives: Math

De Trinitate Sancta ut Varietate Topologica Trium Dimensionum: On the Holy Trinity as a 3-Dimensional Topological Manifold

Hey der, in dis paper, me Pope Leo XIV show the Trinity as Topologically Sound in da form of a 3-Manifold 3-Sphere

Who’s a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin

Using the Metropolis-Hastings we attempt to determine my foster dog Barney’s pre-shelter name which doesn’t correspond with his real name

Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?

In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox

Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class

In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food

Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!

In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!

10 Mathematical Series Leaving Netflix This Month YOU GOTTA WATCH BEFORE THEY’RE GONE OR YOU’LL BE A SOCIAL PARIAH!

Here are the MUST SEE mathematical series leaving Netflix THIS MONTH. OMG, if you haven’t seen these yet, better take a Mental Health day to just watch em!

Can you explain your grad school research to relatives over Thanksgiving Dinner?

You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure