In this groundbreaking research, we determine the optimum amount of time to show up late to a meeting by arbitrarily assigning numbers to things
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A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating
In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls
No more flux to give: six things to do with a decommissioned NMR
How to repurpose an old instrument.
Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!
A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To
Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
HADES (High-end, Advanced, Data-driven, Enterprise-grade Sock sorting) – An algorithm for faster sock sorting
Sorting socks can often be a time-consuming task. This paper introduces the fastest method known in the scientific community to tackle this challenging task.
Can you explain your grad school research to relatives over Thanksgiving Dinner?
You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure
Full Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis
This revolutionary study designs a clean and sustainable source of energy using the renewable energy source of radioactive bananas