In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch
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On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage
In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage
Novel Gravity and Velocity Based Time Dilation Methodology for Real Time Bitcoin Payment Processing
Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency
The Patriotic Table of the Elements
The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor.
J. Immat. Sci. Volume 4 Ad Competition
We’re running a competition this month: we want you to send us your best spoof science-ads!
Blimey Stone Deciphered? Bridging the Welsh, Scottish, and English Language to Translate Auld Lang Syne
Using the Blimey Stone as a guide this research paper completely fails in translating the song Auld Lang Syne into the king’s english
Fluorine, Fluorine, Fluorine Fluoriiine, We’re Begging Of You Please Dissolve Our Drugs
Your bond enthalpy’s beyond compare, you make the best non-stick cookware and we cannot compete with you fluorine.
J.Immat. Sci. Volume 3
The PDF version on J. Immat. Sci. Volume 3, online at last.
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery II: A New Jersey Case Study in Drone Swarm Toy Delivery
In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery
Spotting Internet Cults: A Case Study of a Virtual Youtuber Fanbase
This paper specifically examines whether the online group “Starknights,” a fan community of virtual YouTuber Jelly Hoshiumi, meets the criteria of a cult.