Tag Archives: Science

Testicular Cancer Truck Nut Self-Examination for North American Pick-up’s: A Cost-Benefit Analysis

In this paper we discuss the benefits and methods of self screening your truck nuts for cancer on a 6 month basis

You Twist Me Right Round Baby: The Total Synthesis of Mobiustrine A

We report the total synthesis of the supernatural product mobiustrine A, starting from isoheptane. The key steps in our synthesis were a [2+2]+[2+2] cycloaddition, a Bonnie-Clyde cross-conjugal visitation, an enzymatic epoxide unzipping, and a Morbin rearrangement.

Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday

In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch

On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage

In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage

Novel Gravity and Velocity Based Time Dilation Methodology for Real Time Bitcoin Payment Processing

Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency

Blimey Stone Deciphered? Bridging the Welsh, Scottish, and English Language to Translate Auld Lang Syne

Using the Blimey Stone as a guide this research paper completely fails in translating the song Auld Lang Syne into the king’s english