In this landmark mathematical proof, two 2nd graders Jack and Aaron create a proof of the Collatz Conjecture
Tag Archives: Research
A Comparative Analysis of Four-Leaf Clover Induced Luck
Four-leaf clover luck is measured by the winnings of 28 gamblers holding different good luck charms at the run down casino across the street
On the Bending of SPOONS
Quantum mechanical calculations were performed on SPOONS that show that there is not an inherent tendency for SPOONS to bend.
Can you design and train an ML algorithm for this Pandas Sex Dataset? An ML Choose Your Own Adventure!
Using supervised, unsupervised, or reinforcement learning can you design an ML algorithm for these Pandas sex datasets? In this Choose Your Own Adventure
EluciDATE: Matchmaking for Scientists
We report the development of a dedicated networking platform to facilitate professional and romantic matchmaking for scientists.
Supernatural Products: An Illiterature Review
Supernatural products are just like any other molecules, only more so. This illiterature review presents a recap of supernatural products with structures that have been elucidated or reassigned in the last decade(ish).
On The Tardiness Of Coworkers And How To Exploit It
In this groundbreaking research, we determine the optimum amount of time to show up late to a meeting by arbitrarily assigning numbers to things
A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating
In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls
Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns