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Tag Archives: Research
8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery
In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve
Can you explain your grad school research to relatives over Thanksgiving Dinner?
You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure
Full Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis
This revolutionary study designs a clean and sustainable source of energy using the renewable energy source of radioactive bananas
Ray Tracing and Optical Design of Healing Crystals based Adaptive Optics
Using a series of healing crystals suspended in a field of burnt sage smoke, we made an adaptive optics framework to truly see Jeffrey
Funky Linear Operators: A Pre-Conference Fever Dream
I perform markedly sloppy functional analysis shortly before taking an ‘extended sab- batical’.
Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature
Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.
The Journal of Immaterial Science – Volume 2
The second volume of J. Immat. Sci.
A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects
This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment