A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating

In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls

Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients

The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!

8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive

These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids

Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery

In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve

Can you explain your grad school research to relatives over Thanksgiving Dinner?

You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure