In this groundbreaking research, we determine the optimum amount of time to show up late to a meeting by arbitrarily assigning numbers to things
In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve
You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure
This revolutionary study designs a clean and sustainable source of energy using the renewable energy source of radioactive bananas
Using a series of healing crystals suspended in a field of burnt sage smoke, we made an adaptive optics framework to truly see Jeffrey
I perform markedly sloppy functional analysis shortly before taking an ‘extended sab- batical’.