The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function

In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam

Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance

In the 9th Chad and Tiffany paper, Tiffany determines if Chad would love her if she were a worm with statistical inference and weird behavior

Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation

By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany

Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3

Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time

A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings

Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument

Limitations in Aerial SAR Imagery for Agriculture and Modern Relationships

Synthetic Aperture Radar is revolutionizing Agricultural GIS but this woman can barely catch her cheating husband in the act.