In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam
Tag Archives: Relationships
Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance
In the 9th Chad and Tiffany paper, Tiffany determines if Chad would love her if she were a worm with statistical inference and weird behavior
Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation
By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes
Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3
Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time
A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings
Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument
Limitations in Aerial SAR Imagery for Agriculture and Modern Relationships
Synthetic Aperture Radar is revolutionizing Agricultural GIS but this woman can barely catch her cheating husband in the act.