In this paper, we evaluate humanities ability to integrate in the Aglisti race into Post-Terran society and not go crazy
Tag Archives: Psychology
A Case Study in Pre-Vacation Attention Deficit Disorder
In this paper, a case study is completed on a patient who has sudden onset Pre-Vacation ADHD as his cruise gets closer
Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort
In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes
Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)
In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly
A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating
In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for my Clingy Robot Dog
Using astral plane sifting feature extraction and a deep CNN we not only taught my robot dog Daisy Object Permanence but discovered ghosts
The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician
In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.
Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3
Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time
‘Yo mama’ Jokes as a Metric of Psychosexual Development
Every ‘yo mama’ joke conveys major psychosexual Themes which is a major indicator of a person’s level of sexual maturity.