I Know You Are But What Am I: A Brief Evaluation of the Aglisti Socio-Cultural Influence in a Post-Terran Society

In this paper, we evaluate humanities ability to integrate in the Aglisti race into Post-Terran society and not go crazy

Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort

In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes

Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)

In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly

A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating

In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls

Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for my Clingy Robot Dog

Using astral plane sifting feature extraction and a deep CNN we not only taught my robot dog Daisy Object Permanence but discovered ghosts

The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician

In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.

Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3

Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time