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The 2024 Noble Prizes: A Year in Review
Günther Schlonk
A Re-examination of the Fermi Paradox: A Data and P(Doom) Driven Markov Process Approach
Lead UFO academic Hugh Mann analyzes intergalactic database to estimate how likely it is that extra terrestrial intelligence exists
A Novel Method for the Safe and Effective Recycling of PFAS Plastics: A Black Hole Hawking Radiation Approach
By combining a blackhole, brave astronauts, a particle accelerator, and a fusion reactor this PFAS plastics can finally be recycled!
BS-NMR: Alternative Strategies for NMR Processing and Impurity Suppression
Have you ever attempted to reproduce a literature procedure, compared your shitty bar-code style spectra to their exhibition grade masterpiece and exclaimed “how the fuck did they do that?” Then perhaps you too have encountered BS-NMR.
Monolithium Glutamate: Eat Your Way Out Of Depression
We report the development the best tasting antidepressant on the market.
J. Immat. Sci. Volume 1 Rerelease
This is the PDF version of the first volume of J. Immat. Sci.
Solid-Phase Peptide Synthesis on a Mid-Century Modern Table Support
We have developed a novel strategy for solid-phase peptide synthesis that is both easier and greener than traditional methods, by replacing conventional polystyrene substrates with wooden tables.
Who’s a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin
Using the Metropolis-Hastings we attempt to determine my foster dog Barney’s pre-shelter name which doesn’t correspond with his real name
Mathematicians Conclude there are Only 137 Numbers
This article reports the findings of the International Mathematical and Symbolic Interchange of Mathematicians and Philosophers (IMaSIMP), which met in Zürich earlier this month to finalise the list of approved numbers.