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Category Archives: Medical Science
Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids
In this paper, we establish a positive correlation between heavy metal and radioactive blood to echoentanglement of non-newtonian fluids
Beyond Blue Zone Diet and Exercise: The Hidden Influence of Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice to 𒀭𒀫𒌓
After accounting for pension fraud, the true cause of the worlds blue zones point to the miraculous healing powers of sacrificing to Marduk
Testicular Cancer Truck Nut Self-Examination for North American Pick-up’s: A Cost-Benefit Analysis
In this paper we discuss the benefits and methods of self screening your truck nuts for cancer on a 6 month basis
Serving as the POTUS as a Non-Medical Intervention for Preventing Cognitive Decline in the Elderly (N=2)
In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly
Health Effects of Non-Hotboxing Vaping in Rat Populations of Human-Realistic Social Conditions
Using a human realistic vapes and social conditions, this study answers the ever growing question “Is Vaping Bad for you?” The answer…Maybe
Hypnotism-Administered Placebo Treatment for Susceptible Populations Suffering from Existential Dread
In this paper, it is proven that hypnotism is a safe and effective means of administering placebos…assuming the patient is mentally stable
mRCA not mRNA: Killing The Chinese Virus, Very Bad, with Tremendous Light and Disinfectant
A tremendous article, realy tremendous.
9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens
In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens
Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies
In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain