Norden Mk. XV Bomb Sight Integration for Strategic High Altitude Toy Delivery in a Hostile Christmas

In this paper, Santa equips his sleigh with the Norden Bombsight to fly high above German WW2 defenses and save Christmas

“How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” out now for purchase!

It’s launch day for “How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” and here’s a sneak peak

Bark Direction and Ranging (BarkDAR): A Barko-Location Method for Neighborhood Threat Surveillance

In this paper, Champ the dog invents a new BarkDAR method that locates threats by barking while running in circles!

Causal Links of Going Cuckoo and Cocoa Puffs Consumption in Children and Birds of Prey

By experimenting on a flock of trained falcons, RFK Jr. causally links eating Cocoa Puffs and going absolutely Cuckoo

Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids

In this paper, we establish a positive correlation between heavy metal and radioactive blood to echoentanglement of non-newtonian fluids

I Know You Are But What Am I: A Brief Evaluation of the Aglisti Socio-Cultural Influence in a Post-Terran Society

In this paper, we evaluate humanities ability to integrate in the Aglisti race into Post-Terran society and not go crazy

The Metaphysical Manifestations of Missing Socks: A Longitudinal Study into Spatiotemporal Discrepancies and Intersock-ional Entanglement

By applying the quantum sock intanglement and lintropy principles this paper explains where your socks go when they go missing in the wash