In this paper we evaluate the propensity for electric e scooters to herd in inter-species clusters for protection against predators
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How quarky are you? A Subatomic Personality Quiz
In this quiz you will find out which quark flavor you are based on personality, mass, spin, charge, and favorite color
Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids
In this paper, we establish a positive correlation between heavy metal and radioactive blood to echoentanglement of non-newtonian fluids
I Know You Are But What Am I: A Brief Evaluation of the Aglisti Socio-Cultural Influence in a Post-Terran Society
In this paper, we evaluate humanities ability to integrate in the Aglisti race into Post-Terran society and not go crazy
The Metaphysical Manifestations of Missing Socks: A Longitudinal Study into Spatiotemporal Discrepancies and Intersock-ional Entanglement
By applying the quantum sock intanglement and lintropy principles this paper explains where your socks go when they go missing in the wash
The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function
In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam
Medicinal Chemistry: The Card Game
“Finally, a more grindingly tedious game than monopoly.”
Physics Has A Screw Loose: An Infinite Matter Generator
In this paper, we disclose a method to convert a 1989 Toyota Corolla into an infinite matter generator, and propose an identity for dark matter particles.
RedMate: An AI Solution to Infinite ELO 5d Chess
Get ready comrade for this chess engine is the AI to beat all future chess engines for all time using traditional Russian strategy
Design and Testing of a Sodium-Powered Mortar
We applied the principals of green chemistry and OH&S to light artillery, and herein we report our findings.