Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend

In the eight Chad and Tiffany Paper, Chad defeats Chad-GPT and romantically wins Tiffany back by mislabeling training Data

A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating

In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls

Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients

The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!