Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature

Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.

A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects

This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment

Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies

In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain

COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?

This study determines the amount of cows to create and sustain a methane based atmosphere across the planets of the solar system

White Sands NP Prehistoric Footprints Push Back Arrival of Cha-Cha Slide into America 21,000 Years

By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!