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A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of my Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed
Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.
Echocatalysis: Playing Mozart to Chemical Reactions
You’ve heard of classical music making babies smarter and plants grow faster, right? How about using it to make chemistry work better?
A Total Synthesis of Rashnovinol A
On April 1st 2022, the well-known fine chemical company Sigma Aldrich published the structure of a novel natural product: Rashnovinol A. The first total synthesis of this bizarre molecule is reported.
Preparation of an Amorphous Starch-Sucrose Organic Framework (ASS-OF) with Ice Cream and Strawberries
We report the preparation of a novel amorphous-starch-sucrose organi-framework with ice cream and strawberries.
The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma
The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.
Sub-Nyquist Sampling While Listening to my Girlfriend
By using the Discrete Tiffany Fourier Transform and the Xampling Scheme, you can now listen to Tiffany below the Nyquist Sampling Rate
The Ultimate Technique for Complex Mixture Separation: FUPLC-NMR-CE6-GC-IR-ICP-MS-MS-MS-MS
We have observed the trend of combining analytical instruments in series, and extrapolated it to the max.
The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense
In this scientific research article, we designed, prototyped and tested an integrated air defense against government spy birds
The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician
In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.