Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.
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Local Man Drinks Too Much: Makes Brownian Motion in Parking Lot
According to the bouncer and an Uber Driver, a local drunk man stumbled around in a true brownian motion to his Uber Ride
The Journal of Immaterial Science – Volume 2
The second volume of J. Immat. Sci.
A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects
This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment
The Pirate Kitty Theory: How a House Cat Being let out led to the Extinction of the Dodo Bird
New evidence and a recently found pirate journal has discovered the culprit behind the Dodo’s extinction, a cat named Lord Whiskers
Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies
In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain
COWS all tHE way Down (COWSHED) I: Could cow based planetoids support methane atmospheres?
This study determines the amount of cows to create and sustain a methane based atmosphere across the planets of the solar system
Immaterials and Methods: Reagents for the Total Laboratory Synthesis of the Chocolate Chip Cookie
How much would it cost to make chocolate cookies with ingredients from Sigma Aldrich?
White Sands NP Prehistoric Footprints Push Back Arrival of Cha-Cha Slide into America 21,000 Years
By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!
The Flatom™: a Novel Atomic Theory Inspired by a Flat Earth￼
Drawing from the recent scientific consensus that the Earth is flat, we disclose a new model of atomic theory proposing that atoms are also flat.