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Design and Testing of a Sodium-Powered Mortar
We applied the principals of green chemistry and OH&S to light artillery, and herein we report our findings.
The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks
Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily
The effect of tenure on stress in a department in crisis
In this paper we dissect the effects of stress in research for various academic faculty. Also, there’s a cat
Dark Matter Reveals Itself Through WIMP(y) Traces
For the first time ever, traces of a WIMP have been recorded, finally resolving the disputed existence of Dark Matter, and demonstrating that SHADY is the most amazing collaboration on the face of this planet.
Analysing the Impacts of PI Separation and Exploring Methods for Adaptation and Persistence
This article documents the coping mechanisms strategies students can use to psychologically repair themselves after becoming victims of PI divorce.
To Couple or Not to Couple: Bardic Inspiration in Organic Reactions
Inspired by the emerging field of echocatalysis and an abiding respect for Dungeons & Dragons lore, we investigated the potential for “Bardic Inspiration” to influence chemical reactivity in coupling reactions.
One Rocket to Rule Them All: An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Ring of Power Delivery Feasibility Study
In this paper we analyze the feasibility of using an ICBM to deliver the ring of power from Rivendell to Mt Doom
Investigation of Eating Surfaces for Food Items: an Incomprehensive Study
In a landmark incomprehensive study, we have reviewed the suitability of various materials as eating surfaces. A
wide array of materials were examined, from wood to people, under a variety of conditions (wet, dry, dirty and clean).
Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth
By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.