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Local Crypto-Bro reportedly Rebounding with Generative AI: only three weeks after FTX crash!
A now Ex-Crypto-Bro is moving on from his obsession with Crypto currency to generative AI some would say too soon even for a rebound
38 Things Real Programmers Do, and you probably aren’t one if you don’t do them all
There’s a lot of different ways of coding, but when it comes to programming professionally, here are 38 things you HAVE TO DO!
Novel Treatment of Electrile Dysfunction and Rigor Moietis with Energy Transfer Catalysis
What to do when molecules go floppy.
Full Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis
This revolutionary study designs a clean and sustainable source of energy using the renewable energy source of radioactive bananas
Biscuits that Burst in the Mouth: Chocolate-and Sodium-Chip Cookies
A recipe for the cookies with latest superfood: sodium metal.
Ray Tracing and Optical Design of Healing Crystals based Adaptive Optics
Using a series of healing crystals suspended in a field of burnt sage smoke, we made an adaptive optics framework to truly see Jeffrey
Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis
Using ethics from utilitarianism, shame-culture, and the Church of Asphalt Day Saints, this paper designs a moral compass for AVs
Proof of Wankery: A Novel Consensus Model for the Blockchain
Proof of Work is killing the planet, Proof of Stake is a pyramid scheme, and other proposed consensus models are either easy to spoof or infeasible to implement. Herein, a new model is proposed: Proof of Wankery (PoWank).
8 Mind Blowing James Webb Telescope Images Tragically Ruined by Someone’s Finger in Front of the Mirror
No one quite knows how the fingers got there, but even the JWST isn’t immune to having its pictures ruined by a misplaced thumb